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 Humor

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.   (Mark Twain)
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.   (A. Whitney Brown)
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.   (E. B. White Some Remarks on Humor introduction)
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.   (Larry Gelbart)
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.   (e e cummings)
He who laughs, lasts!   (Mary Pettibone Poole)
Laughter is by definition healthy.   (Doris Lessing)
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.   (Agnes Repplier)
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.   (Colette Chance Acquaintances 1952)
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.   (Koran)
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.   (W. H. Auden)
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.   (Joseph Addison The Spectator September 26 1712)
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.   (Elsa Maxwell)
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.   (The Talmud)
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.   (Lord Byron)
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.   (Edgar Watson Howe)
Laughter is inner jogging.   (Norman Cousins)
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.   (Bob Newhart)
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.   (Charlie Chaplin in My Autobiography)
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.   (Mary Hirsch)
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.   (Victor Borge)
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.   (W. H. Auden)
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.   (Horace Walpole)


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