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| What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive? (Irv Kupcinet) |
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| If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. (Woody Allen) |
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| If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. (Woody Allen) |
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| God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project. (Anonymous) |
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| An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support. (John Buchan) |
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| It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. (Peter De Vries) |
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| I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world. (Georges Duhamel) |
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| Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat. (Sir Julian Huxley) |
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| A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes. (James Feibleman) |
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| Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. (Albert Einstein) |
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| How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? (Woody Allen) |
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| I could prove God statistically. (George Gallup) |
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| I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. (Jules Renard) |
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| If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. (Voltaire) |
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| I'm still an atheist, thank God. (Luis Bunuel) |
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| The gods too are fond of a joke. (Aristotle) |
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| If God lived on earth, people would break his windows. (Jewish Proverb) |
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| To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. (Woody Allen) |
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| The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself. (Sir Richard Francis Burton) |
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| God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through. (Paul Valery) |
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| I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is. (Charles Lamb) |
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| They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse. (Emily Dickinson) |
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| I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. (Carl Sandburg) |
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| God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire) |
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| A cult is a religion with no political power. (Tom Wolfe) |
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